Hi. Wow, it’s been a long time. 2 years almost. Is everyone doing alright? I’m doing okay, thanks for asking. I’m still waiting on your answer… Just kidding, I obviously know you can’t answer. Well, I guess you can leave a comment. That’ll work.
I’m sure you’ve been wondering about me and Max since my last post. Well, maybe you have been… That might’ve been a little narcissistic of me.
Things are good, surprisingly. Max and I had a little bit of a rough patch, but things are pretty much back on track now. In fact, Max says she’s in looooove with me. (Ouch, Max just elbowed me. And Iggy’s laughing at my pain.) Okay, she says she loves me but I’m not allowed to tease her anymore. I guess I’ll have to find something else to do with my plentiful free time…
Which brings me to my next subject and the reason my free time is so bountiful… COVID. Crazy year, huh? (In all seriousness, I hope you all are doing alright. Even though I’m only 98% human, I still want the best for all of you 100% humans. Wow, I’m getting sappy. And really showing how generous and empathetic I am. And modest too, huh?)
Honestly, it’s been pretty boring for me. To all the fans at home, see, I’m just like you! But I might be a bit more handsome. And I definitely have better hair.
Anyways, back on subject. Whew, I’m getting distracted today. COVID. Boring. Stuck at home. Or, the closest the Flock has gotten to a home in quite some time. We’re in Oregon. We found this nice vacation home in the mountains that was empty and, well… we borrowed it. We did enter but we didn’t break anything, so it’s technically not a crime. Right? Well, hopefully it’s not.
Well, regardless, the house is beautiful. The street it’s on is called… Just kidding. You really thought I’d tell you? I know better than to give my personal information out to strangers on the internet.
One interesting part of this whole ordeal is that we can’t actually get COVID. I don’t fully understand why, but I’m certainly not complaining. Dr. M informed us that our resistance has something to do with the mutation process? Maybe? Honestly, I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. But let me tell you, I’ve never been happier to be only 98% human.
“Wow, Fang, I’m so glad to hear that,” you must be thinking. Aw, that’s sweet of you. You must also be wondering, “What have you been up to since March?” Well, I’ll tell you.
I’ve been posting daily on this blog, obviously! Just kidding. Was that joke a little too soon?
Well, I haven’t been posting on the blog, but I want to more. It’s actually my New Year’s resolution. I promise you’ll be seeing a lot more of Fang this year. Lucky you.
What I have been doing for the past nine months or so is honing my cooking skills. What, you don’t believe me? I’m being serious. Just ask Max. I may or may not have made her a delicious lobster bisque for our anniversary last year. It was so good that Iggy wouldn’t talk to me for a week after I wouldn’t let him have any.
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God, I hate Iggy. That was him bashing on the keyboard. I promised him I would play chess with him. We just finished watching the Queen’s Gambit, so he’s obsessed with it. I couldn’t care less about chess, but because I’m so kind and generous, I offered to play with him. Wow, my modesty’s showing again.
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Okay, I think I gotta go now, he’s really getting mad. Time to school Iggy in chess.
As always, fly on.
-Fang
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