Exactly 7 days left of grounding. Ugh.
I don’t exactly enjoy having a giant hole in the wall. It makes things, well, a little bit colder. OK, that’s an understatement. It makes things a LOT colder. Yeah, well it kind of serves me right. I WAS the one who blew up the wall…
The depressing subject of my coldness aside, I have EPIC news! Have any of you peoples heard of Pottermore? Well, if you haven’t, let me tell you that it’s this awesome Harry Potter related website. At least, I assume it is. I would know I if weren’t still waiting for my (*cough* stupid *cough*) registration email!
Calm down, Fang. Calm down.
So, I don’t really have much to tell you about it, other than the fact that it’s supposed to be really fun.
Ow! I just got punched by a VERY annoying blind kid. He told me to shut up and check my email.
I wonder why- Wait, I got it! My registration email! Yes!
Before I leave you to irresponsibly run off and play Pottermore, just want to tell you that my username is ShadowHeart20911. I know, it sounds girly and depressed. Well, it was either that or EchoLeaf something-or-another. Shiver. That one makes me sound like an attractive blonde female. Which I am NOT.
Well, I am the attractive part. In fact, I’m VERY attractive. Yeah. Sexy Fang. But I’m definitely not the female or the blonde part.
Imagine me like that. That me should just go and rename herself (himself?) “Max”. Hah. Max’ll kill me for that.
Fly on.
-Fang
Fang's Blog 
Fang,
So I searched up “Fang’s blog” and a TON of links popped up and I clicked on different ones (this one was the best one-you’re improving your blog skills) and they were all from different dates. Why are changing soo many websites? And I was also wondering if you were grounded like a regular kid like you said in the entry before or you had to stay on the ground. I love your blog and keep writing entries ’cause there’s always going to be one person who is always going to read it! =D
– A Girl from Jersey
And how is you discovering Pottermore epic news? Just asking…
– A Girl from Jersey
P.S: I HATE how my name is on top. I was going to change but it didn’t LET me!!!
Rajitha1,
Hey, it’s Fang. And I’ve decided, because I’m just so nice and sexy and awesome and attractive and amazing that I’m going to answer your questions.
Q: How is your discovering Pottermore epic news?
A: Well, it is, okay. I’m like King Whats-his-name. The one who can turn anything he touches into gold. Except, not really….
Q: I was also wondering if you were grounded like a normal kid like you said in the entry before or you had to stay on the ground.
A: It was more like a combination of both. Which, if its ever happened to you, is pretty bad. Yeah, apparently I’m not normal enough just to be “normal-kid grounded”, but I AM normal enough to do the dishes. That does NOT make me happy.
Fly on.
-Fang
You mean King Midas? He almost starved to death, you know…’cuz everything he ate was gold, and most humans cannot digest (or chew) gold…
Yup, wonder if you could digest gold Fang! (Highly unlikely though. Please don’t try! I would hate to loose you!)
Hey ur “dad” is my uncle.😋
Also kind midas had to stay near by water to maKE THE CURSE GO AWAY BUT YOU GUYS ARE LIKE VWOOSH IN AIR vwoosh in a dessert, then the one time your near water you end up kidnapped and beaten up. near by a level f5 tropical storm. (I know GEEKY, I LIKE MYTHS THOUGH AND IF YOUR EVER IN OR NEARBY OMAHA LOOK EMAIL sUPREMECITRUS288@GMAIL.COM
The first sentences are true. Have you read the manga of you?
Dear Fang
Q: How are you a Slytherin. On both of my accounts I got Gryffindor. Also give the flock a hug from me K.
His name is Midas.
What Pottermore house are you in? I finally found somebody who likes the website! (At least, I think you do)
He’s in Slytherin. By the way, I’m a Hufflepuff.
Fly on!
friend me I’m FelicisElm11140
Fang how come your grounded when you didnt do anything but it was only iggy and gazzy who did it i think they should have been grounded not you nor the others but only Iggy and Gazzy
From girl in Hamilton, Indiana
Fang, I think it not fair for you to be grounded. I was Iggy and Gazzy’s fault. Love ya! ❤
I agree. Dr. M should realize this…
ok, first off………sexy? oh get over yourself!!!!!i auta whack you in the head for that(or max could do it) second, you never did say if you were normal grounded or bird kid grounded:P please tell us in a post soon:) also, whats your email? please tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol kay love you:)
–violet saying no more out door BBQs for fang:)
Yes you are Fang, why yes you are.
I am in Slytherin!
I am in Gryffindor!! Please don’t hate me for that! I didn’t choose to be in there. I’m am actually for Slytherin!
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I took a test a while ago (2 years to be exact) and I got Hufflepuff. WOW. I’m not all loyal, nor am I modest ( “Just” in the way it’s used means “Modest”, right?) I’m for Slytherin, though!!
Fang I’m a huge fan but I’m gonna say I have real wings too
Sorry meant to say if only I could erase that now my secrets out now I’m gonna stay outta sight
I really wish I could destroy data
I’m pretty sure that this is fake
Ya I agree entirely XD. Also, Fang, I believe in you, you can make it past your grounding days!! I pray4u.
#pray4fang
lol you better hope that max doesnt read this post, lol she would deffinatly kill you.
Ik how you feel Fang my usernames are like that too. I always need an emo username like MistShadow05 or something. (ALSO CONSIDER READING WARRIORS YOU WOULD LOVE SOME OF THEIR NAMES)
Fang, you are a fanboy
Percy? Hey, I’m ur sis.
Max really would kill u…. wait no she’d just,like, break ur legs or somethin’. Any way fang wen will u post again? I’m dyin’ here! Gahhhh! Oh gods! Nudge! Get out of my window!( Hi Fang from: Nudge.) Lady u better get back to them or Max will go Mama Bear on u.
See ya,
Nightshade
Fang don’t die on us here
Yeah, I understand about the registration email for Pottermore. I still haven’t gotten mine and it’s been a month! How long did yours take?
From a fan
I really don’t believe you’ve got avian dna, its practically impossible, and white coats are called scientists. Yes I am an actual scientist, and we are actually KIND HEARTED. But if this is real, (which I’m pretty sure is not) the. I’ll support you.